literallyrad:

my english teacher is totally hot and today he told me in front of his entire class that he thought i was the funniest person he’s ever met and i said “funnier than your wife?” and now i have detention 

(via liaaxoo)

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

(Source: bekn, via succeeding)